Fuck Yeah, We got an APP!
The freekin’ App Monkeys are building it right now. They gave us a first version and we had to rough ’em up a bit, it was crap. It’s half-banana rations for them til they get it right.
(Sounds of enraged screeching in the background…)
“Shuuuuuuuut Uuuuuuup back there and get back to WORK. Make it right this time too, or no bananas at FUCKING ALL! You’ll be eatin MONKEY CHOW for a month!”
I pulls open a drawer and pull out a nice banana, peel it and bite with a happy sound of pleasure, then lean close to the camera.
“Contract monkeys. You just have to know how to motivate ’em”.