DJ Keiko Shimamura at Indigo Saturday Nights

If people knew what an insanely talented freak genius of original composition and lyrics they had spinning disk for them, they would probably… Well, it might go right over their heads. But I know. And you can know too. Wait until the last half hour of the night, and listen. He slips in the real stuff, signature, and tells a story way beyond a college town on a breeding saturday night. It’s a take of megalopolis, nights in a cray future, the city that goes on forever, dangerous, richer than a russian oligarch, more beautiful than a kpop dancer, uglier than┬áthe teeth of a betel chewer, and sweeter than the voice of a hashishan imam calling evening prayers. The bass goes infrasonic, and every resonant surface thrums to it. The fractured tempo shifts of breeding music get separated by the rhythmic pounding and brassy ringing of a work hustling to make a few yen and yuan and rupees. It is FREEKIN BEAUTIFUL. It’s the future, calling. Oh, and it’s a good sound system, big square room, good equipment. A...

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Fuck Yeah, We got an APP!

The freekin’ App Monkeys are building it right now. They gave us a first version and we had to rough ’em up a bit, it was crap. It’s half-banana rations for them til they get it right.

(Sounds of enraged screeching in the background…)

“Shuuuuuuuut Uuuuuuup back there and get back to WORK. Make it right this time too, or no bananas at FUCKING ALL! You’ll be eatin MONKEY CHOW for a month!”

I pulls open a drawer and pull out a nice banana, peel it and bite with a happy sound of pleasure, then lean close to the camera.

“Contract monkeys. You just have to know how to motivate ’em”.

 

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Fuck Yeah, We got an APP!

The freekin’ App Monkeys are building it right now. They gave us a first version and we had to rough ’em up a bit, it was crap. It’s half-banana rations for them til they get it right.

(Sounds of enraged screeching in the background…)

“Shuuuuuuuut Uuuuuuup back there and get back to WORK. Make it right this time too, or no bananas at FUCKING ALL! You’ll be eatin MONKEY CHOW for a month!”

I pulls open a drawer and pull out a nice banana, peel it and bite with a happy sound of pleasure, then lean close to the camera.

“Contract monkeys. You just have to know how to motivate ’em”.

 

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Fuck Yeah, We got an APP!

The freekin’ App Monkeys are building it right now. They gave us a first version and we had to rough ’em up a bit, it was crap. It’s half-banana rations for them til they get it right.

(Sounds of enraged screeching in the background…)

“Shuuuuuuuut Uuuuuuup back there and get back to WORK. Make it right this time too, or no bananas at FUCKING ALL! You’ll be eatin MONKEY CHOW for a month!”

I pulls open a drawer and pull out a nice banana, peel it and bite with a happy sound of pleasure, then lean close to the camera.

“Contract monkeys. You just have to know how to motivate ’em”.

 

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